Things
movie
Conceived by a lunatic, hatched within a human womb...
Released September 01, 1989
Genres:
Overview
An impotent husband with a fanatical desire to father children, forces his wife to undergo a dangerous experiment. This results in the birth of a multitude of monstrous THINGS.
Reviews
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Tourma:
## What. Just...what? Lots of "in"s in this movie. Inexplicable, Inchereant, intolerable, the list goes on. Even Rifftrax can't make it tolerable. The blurb makes it sound like a cheap *Evil Dead* knockoff. The 2x4 Rami mounted their camera on has more acting talent than anyone in this movie. Amber's half-assing it, though she does have a whole ass to give for better productions. There is video proof of that at least.
3/5/2025