as

Mayor (voice)

as

Denise Buckley

as

Self - Contestant

as

Self

as

Brianne (voice)

as

Jackie Backster

as

Gwendolyn Zapp (voice)

as

Iris Porter

as

Dr. Evelyn

as

Cindy Porter

as

(archive footage)

as

Janet

as

Dallas

as

Patty King

as

Lazlo the Mechanic

as

Dr. Baba Brown

as

Sherry (voice)

as

Sydney Cherkov

as

Additional Voices (voice)

as

Sitcom Mom (voice)

as

Kate / Dupli-Kate / Stemantha / Carrie Bradshaw (voice)

as

Kate / Dupli-Kate (voice)

as

Miss Macy

as

Clarice

as

Self

as

Dr. Jocelyn Verdoon

as

Christine

as

Esther Exposition (voice)

as

Patty

as

Self

as

Sheila Baumgartner

as

Self

as

Sister Dymphna

as

Gingersnaps (voice)

as

Self

as

Penny

as

Gayle Matthews

as

Melissa

as

Carla

as

Self - Host

as

Self - Guest Judge

as

Dee Johanssen

as

Mrs. Falkenberg

as

Various (archive footage)

as

Joel's Mother

as

Dr. Deb

as

Mom

as

Self

as

Private Jeter

as

Blobsnark (voice)

as

Zora Charmichaels

as

Sleeping Beauty / Actress (voice)

as

Self

as

Doreen Nickle (voice)

as

Claire

as

Linda

as

Maria Villanova

as

Martha Headly

as

Bernadette Best

as

Ms. Heller

as

Self

as

Self / Various Characters (archive footage)

as

Gail Hailstorm

as

Mary

as

Martine

as

Mayor Wilson

as

Self

as

Hillary

as

Acting Class Student

as

Globotech Telephone Operator (uncredited)

as

Flight Attendant (uncredited)

as

Jane

as

Molly

as

Melissa

as

Cindy

as

Gail Hailstorm

as

Doctor

as

Dr. Glandz (voice)

as

Piper

as

Gwendolyn Zapp (voice)

as

The Rachel

as

Self - Guest

as

Self

as

Self - Various Characters