Crossing Swords
tv show

20 total episodes
-
2 seasons
First Aired June 12, 2020
Overview
Goodhearted hero wannabe Patrick lands his dream job as a squire, only to learn the royal castle is a corrupt hornet’s nest of horny monarchs, crooks and charlatans. War, murder, full frontal nudity—who knew brightly colored peg people led such exciting lives?

The Snow Job
Season 1 - Episode 8 - 0h 23m
Air Date
June 12, 2020
Overview
When a deadly plague sweeps through the Kingdom, Patrick accompanies the royal family north to stay safe, isolated in an icy ski lodge. While the family makes it to the lodge, Patrick finds himself trapped in an ice castle with a Yeti, who happens to be an agoraphobic hoarder. Patrick tries to help the Yeti overcome her issues as, back at the lodge, King Merriman finds a surprising challenger for his title of Alpha Male…Patrick’s father, Glenn.
Guest Stars
Wendi McLendon-Covey
as
Doreen (voice)
Natasha Lyonne
as
Norah (voice)
Alanna Ubach
as
Queen Tulip (voice)
Breckin Meyer
as
Glenn (voice)
Seth Green
as
Blinkerquartz (voice)
Adam Pally
as
Broth (voice)
Tony Hale
as
Blarney (voice)
Luke Evans
as
King Merriman (voice)
Jameela Jamil
as
Sloane (voice)
Maya Erskine
as
Princess Blossom (voice)