Elliott makes some money by buying sport memorabilia on the internet but when he gets the group to invest he loses their money when he buys autographed Sergei Fedorov hockey sticks with forged signatures. So he jumps into Sergei Fedorov. Meanwhile Willa and Hilary do an investigative piece for the Zine on the vapidity of cheerleaders by trying out for the squad. However Hilary, who really wants to be on the team, is disappointed when they like the sarcastic Willa better.