Twinks and Liars and Bears ... oh my! Dorothy (Daya Betty) is tired of the boring guys in Kansas and hops on a tornado to the land of Charisma Uniqueness Nerve and Talent. She really wants to hook up with The Wizard, but Splenda, the Good Bitch of the North (Jaymes Mansfield), and the Wicked Bitch of the West (Mayhem Miller) thwart her hookups.