Two and a Half Men
tv show

262 total episodes
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12 seasons
Two adults. One kid. No grown-ups.
First Aired September 22, 2003
Genres:
Overview
A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.

Season 1
24 episodes
Air Date
September 22, 2003
Pilot
Episode 1 - 23m
September 22, 2003
Big Flappy Bastards
Episode 2 - 21m
September 29, 2003
Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell
Episode 3 - 21m
October 06, 2003
If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap
Episode 4 - 21m
October 13, 2003
The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up with a Hump
Episode 5 - 19m
October 20, 2003
Did You Check With the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?
Episode 6 - 21m
October 27, 2003
If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake
Episode 7 - 21m
November 03, 2003
Twenty-Five Little Pre-Pubers Without a Snoot-Ful
Episode 8 - 19m
November 10, 2003
Phase One, Complete
Episode 9 - 21m
November 17, 2003
Merry Thanksgiving
Episode 10 - 21m
November 24, 2003
Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor
Episode 11 - 20m
December 15, 2003
Camel Filters and Pheromones
Episode 12 - 21m
January 05, 2004
Sarah Like Puny Alan
Episode 13 - 20m
January 12, 2004
I Can't Afford Hyenas
Episode 14 - 21m
February 02, 2004
Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick
Episode 15 - 21m
February 09, 2004
That Was Saliva, Alan
Episode 16 - 21m
February 16, 2004
Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats
Episode 17 - 20m
February 23, 2004
An Old Flame with a New Wick
Episode 18 - 21m
March 01, 2004
I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You
Episode 19 - 19m
March 22, 2004
Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark
Episode 20 - 21m
April 19, 2004
No Sniffing, No Wowing
Episode 21 - 21m
May 03, 2004
My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet
Episode 22 - 21m
May 10, 2004
Just Like Buffalo
Episode 23 - 21m
May 17, 2004
Can You Feel My Finger?
Episode 24 - 21m
May 24, 2004