1. Cher opens the show with ""Where You Lead"" and a monologue about how she hates getting up early for rehearsals. 2. Art signs ""Bridge Over Troubled Water"", with Jimmy accompanying him on the piano. 3. McLean is cast as a married mouse whose flirtatious ways with a sexy waitress (Charo) anger his sweetheart (Cher). 4. Cher joins Art and Jimmy for a medley of ""All I Know"" and ""Up, Up and Away"" 5. Cher is cast as a hobo with daughter Chastity as her sidekick. 6. Cher and Chastity sing ""You Are So Beautiful"" 7. Cher appears as Charo's swinging kid sister in this comedy segment. 8. Charo performs ""Malaguena"" 9. Cher appears as McLean's luckless wife. 10. Cher and Charo perform ""America"" from ""West Side Story."" 11. Cher closes the show, reprising ""America"" with Charo and McLean.