1. Cher opens the show with a medley of ""Where You Lead"" and ""How Sweet It Is (To Be Loved By You)"", followed by a monologue about her summer vacation. 2. ""The Recording Session"" -- A very demanding record producer (Bill) interrupts Cher and The Muppets while they're trying to cut an album. 3. Tom Smothers sing ""Smoke Gets In Your Eyes"" 4. Bill is cast as a hustler of bargain nose jobs, trying to find his way into Cher's dressing room. 5. Cher sings ""Send In the Clowns"" 6. The Smothers Brothers perform ""Yo-Yo Man"" 7. Cher and the Muppet Sweetums sing ""Something"" 8. ""The Pain Game"" -- Cher and Tom Smothers portray contestants in a game show where the losers are stiffly penalized. 9. ""Shape Up, America"" -- The entire cast takes part in the grand finale, a series of comedy vignettes about physical fitness. 10. Cher closes the show.