Edward and Bella's wedding ceremony is interrupted by Buffy Summers, who begins killing all vampires in attendance. Edward and Bella flee with Buffy in hot pursuit before trapping them on a cliff. Before Buffy can kill them, Bella asks why she wants to kill her, since Edward never made her into a vampire as Bella asked. Buffy states that her reason is because she sees Bella as a pathetic female protagonist. Bella states that there is someone far worse than she is, prompting the girls to lynch Whitney Cummings. Now with Whitney's main star out of commission, the director has both Buffy and the now suddenly pregnant Bella to star in a replacement sitcom, Two and a Half Women./ Cookie Monster is recruited to the Toronto police department. His first assignment is a local bakery. He then begins to look in a street called Crime Alley for suspects, and finds a guy hiding in a trash can whom he thinks is a Canadian equivalent of Oscar the Grouch and try force feed garbage forcing the man to confess to the robbery./ Other Sketches: Mad News, Bad Idea, Pokémon