Jane and Richard plot to use Kurt and Audrey as their "beards" so they can keep dating; they plan to have sex for the first time. Sam and Elvis agree to share Susie, then they play pinball to see who will be with her for the night. Susie decides to find out how they really feel about her and says she wants a three-way commitment. Clark warns Zia to protect herself from Helen's strange and aggressive rebound behavior. Helen massages Zia with Ben Wa balls and Zia tries to make sure their relationship is for real.