U.S.S. Metaphor
movie

A fiercley hilarious and original adaptation of the Gilbert & Sullivan classic, H.M.S. Pinafore
Released September 26, 2007
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Overview
Based on the hilarious Gilbert and Sullivan classic H.M.S. Pinafore, U.S.S. Metaphor includes such characters as Captain Closeted, his gay son sailor Stephen (in love with sailor Ralph Rackstraw), sanctimonious Reverend Dick Deadheart, the lovable Mister Buttercup, Savoy Network News reporter Anderson Scooper, presidential candidate the Honorable Secretary Josephine Porter, and her travel companion, "Aunt" Shebe. The ship is docked at Boston Harbor as Secretary Porter and her entourage visit to inspect for "homosexual activity." An inevitable happy ending celebrates same-sex marriage and tolls the bell for an end to Don't Ask, Don't Tell.
Cast
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Edward "Moose" Maravilla
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Mister Peanut Buttercup
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Matt Prather
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Rev. Dick Deadheart
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Robert Benda
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Ensign Ralph Rackstraw
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Ken McPherson
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Captain Closeted
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John Prigeon
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Stephen Closeted
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Steve Gallagher
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Secretary Josephine Porter
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Michael Tate
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"Aunt" Shebe
Crew
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Lawrence B. Dillon
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Director
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Arthur Sullivan
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Music
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Zack Wilde
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Stage Director
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Ashley Moore
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Sound Editor
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Jeff Sinclair
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Script
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W.S. Gilbert
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Writer
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Dr. Kathleen McGuire
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Producer
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Eric Lane Barnes
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Script Editor
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Steve Valdez
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Choreographer
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Dr. Kathleen McGuire
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Conductor
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Lawrence B. Dillon
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Editor