The Onion Movie
movie

America's Finest News Source.
Released May 31, 2008
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Overview
Venerable newscaster Norm Archer reports the latest news in politics, health, culture and entertainment - such as an automotive recall of decapitation-inducing "Neckbelts" and a study finding that "depression hits losers hardest". This compilation of bogus news stories, celebrity profiles, movie trailers and skits come courtesy of the ace satirists at The Onion.
Cast

Len Cariou
as
Norm Archer

Steven Seagal
as
Cock Puncher

Larissa Laskin
as
Dana Dobbs

Ken Takemoto
as
Sensei

Don McManus
as
Dennis McCormick

Michael Bolton
as
Michael Bolton

Ahmed Ahmed
as
Ahmed

Brendan Fletcher
as
White Black Guy Tim

Daniel Dae Kim
as
Ivy Leaguer

Meredith Baxter
as
Cooking Show Chef

Jed Rees
as
Wizard Proteus

Rodney Dangerfield
as
Rodney Dangerfield
Crew
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Gil Netter
as
Producer
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Tom Kuntz
as
Director
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David Miner
as
Producer
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Mike Maguire
as
Director

Robert D. Siegel
as
Writer
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Todd Hanson
as
Writer
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Kevin Halloran
as
Co-Producer
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Frederick Wardell
as
Editor
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Michael Rotenberg
as
Producer
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Casey Storm
as
Costume Design
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Asche & Spencer
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Music

David Zucker
as
Producer