My Big Fat Independent Movie
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The Hitmen. The Swinger. The Not So Good Girl. Together they'll discover Action, Culture, Mystery, Romance (and Lesbians?) in the most Pretentious, Artsy, Violent, Botched Heist film EVER MADE! Taking the highbrow world of Independent Film to all new lows!
Released September 30, 2005
Overview
This hilariously smart satire tells the story of Johnny Vince, a swingin' hepcat who meets hitman Sam and Harvey on a road trip to pull a "botched robbery" in Las Vegas. Along the way they take a deeply unfulfilled not-so-good-girl hostage, encounter the mysterious Mechanic, get harassed by a foul-mouthed answering machine... and did we mention the lesbians? The result - hilarity ensues!
Cast

Paget Brewster
as
Julianne
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Neil Barton
as
Sam Saperstein
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Ashley Head
as
Anomalie
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Eric Hoffman
as
Harvey Hirschberg
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Brian Krow
as
Memento Guy
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Darren Keefe Reiher
as
Johnny Vince
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Averill Kessee
as
Surprise Chocolate Lover
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Jeanelle Smith
as
Heather Picture
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Saba Homayoon
as
Heather (voice)

Jason Mewes
as
Answering Machine (voice)
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Gregory Gifford Giles
as
Company of Men Guy / Gay Husband / Understanding Husband
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Nicolas Read
as
Unintelligible Cockney Guy #1
Crew
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Kelly Kreglow
as
Unit Production Manager
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R.J. McLaren
as
First Assistant Director
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D. Milton Johnson
as
Second Assistant Director
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Josh Kessler
as
Music Supervisor
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Yonatan Berkovits
as
Associate Producer
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Dwight Johnson
as
Associate Producer
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Kelly Kreglow
as
Associate Producer
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R.J. McLaren
as
Associate Producer
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David Murphy
as
Camera Operator
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Liam Hearne
as
First Assistant Camera
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Joe Allegro
as
Steadicam Operator
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Tommy Marshall
as
Gaffer