Minty the Assassin
movie

A fanboy fantasy about lesbians, martial arts, high heels and science.
Released August 07, 2009
Overview
MINTY is a youthful, raven haired, punk rock, feminist, female super heroine, that gets her super powers from eating chocolate (which is a good source of antioxidants). One day Minty's agent, BIG BOSS, an older and honorable gentlemen, is taken hostage by DOCTOR BRAIN BENDER, the evil neuro-scientist. Minty then fights her way up various perverse floors of Doctor Brain Bender's paranormal building to rescue Big Boss. Several unusual villains stand in her way: CAPTAIN CAPABILITY, a freak of nature; SENSATIONAL NINJA, an effeminate assassin; RAT MONSTER, a depressed mutant; BRUCE ZEE, a psycho martial artist; MOLLY LEVIATHAN, a sensual super vixen; ZEN COWBOY, a blindfolded gunslinger; and DOUBLE DELICIOUS, an intellectual lesbian vampire. Throughout this wild odyssey, Minty educates her adversaries on the fascinating world of natural science and then uses her beauty, her brains, and pure brutality to demonstrate the biological theory of the survival of the fittest
Cast

Elina Madison
as
Minty

Anthony Ray Parker
as
Big Boss

Tabitha Taylor
as
Double Delicious
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Chip Joslin
as
Dr. Brain Bender
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Jacki R. Chan
as
Molly Leviathan
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Hawk Younkins
as
Captain Capability

Ricardo Mamood-Vega
as
Zen Cowboy

David A. Lockhart
as
Rat Monster
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Nora J. Novak
as
Cute Postal Woman
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Jade English
as
Hot Security Guard

McKay Stewart
as
Sensational Ninja
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Elan Hom
as
Bruce Zee (as Elan Tom)