as

Charles Heath

as

Pigeon Man

as

Father Ambrose

as

Commissioner Harrold Scott

as

Gideon Bannister

as

Ray

as

Ken Longlevers

as

Danny Mallard

as

Sidney

as

Dale

as

Sam

as

Rude Date

as

Simon Denton

as

Vortex

as

Man

as

Self - Guest

as

Gavin

as

Narrator

as

Regular

as

Himself

as

Greg

as

James Wirm

as

Self - Contestant

as

Aitken

as

Man (voice)

as

Joseph the Policeman

as

Self

as

Jonah

as

Care Worker

as

Santa

as

Ian

as

Self

as

Alan

as

Sidekick Simon

as

Jimbo

as

Toilet Attendant

as

Self

as

Mushki

as

Self - Dictionary Corner

as

Dan

as

Jonah

as

Pyotr the Patient

as

Customer

as

Self - Contestant

as

Himself - Rival and Friend

as

Self

as

Sidekick Simon

as

Self - Question Master

as

Self - Contestant

as

Charles

as

Steve

as

Promotions Guy

as

Self

as

Jerry

as

Self

as

Screenplay

as

Executive Producer

as

Creator

as

Writer

as

Writer

as

Writer

as

Creator

as

Creator

as

Writer