as

Jared

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James

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Ernie

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Joe / Rascal

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Marc

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The Scorpion

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Jack

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Young George Lockhart

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The Assistant

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The Pizza Guy (segment "Pizza Guy")

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The Scorpion

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Mark Lighthouse

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Bobby Fontaine

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Self

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Franki

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Marc

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Photographer

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Caleb

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Sass

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Pete

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Ray Pye

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Stoned Guy 2

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Chip Stearns

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Wayne

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Eddie

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PFC Joseph Smithfield

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Producer

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Producer

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Thanks

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Thanks