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Self (archive footage)

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MacIain

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Sir Charles Robson

as

Sir Lancelot Spratt

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Maj. Bourdon

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Countess' Advisor (segment "Metzengerstein")

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Lord Scrumptious

as

Prince of Wales

as

Fitzwilliam

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McClintock

as

Angus McGee

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Sir Lancelot Spratt

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Sir John (voice)

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Sir Hammond

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Head of Madame Tussauds' Guides

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Sir Charles

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Narrator

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Librarian

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British Beachmaster

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Sir Beverly Grant

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Sir Lancelot Spratt

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RAdm. Rainbird

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Kapitän Freytag

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Captain McKenzie

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Charles

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Sir Harvey Russelrod

as

Hugo Bryant

as

Justice Haddon

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Katov - un sculpteur

as

Luther Ackenthorpe

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Commodore Jensen / Prologue Narrator

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Sir Benjamin Boyd

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Sir Ernest Pease KBE FRS / Lt. Farrow RN

as

Sir Lancelot Spratt

as

Robert Martin / 'Bow Wow'

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Robert Morrison

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Capt. Robertson

as

James Mansfield

as

Naval Commander

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Anton Muller

as

Sir Lancelot Spratt

as

'Mac' MacDonald

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Dr. Martout

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Doctor Alfred Stoner

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Capt. Boomer

as

Colonel Vladimir Denisovich Sklarnoff

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Warren Ingram

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Admiral Ryder

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Vashtar

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Capt. Hogg

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General Burroughs

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Sir James Colebrook

as

Captain Brent

as

Sir Lancelot Spratt

as

Self

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King Henry VIII

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Duke Campbell, of Argyll

as

Little John

as

Jonathan Roche

as

Matthew Huntington Hatch

as

Robert

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The MacAlister

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Seaman Quist

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Red Dougal

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Mr. Sine

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Abishai

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Engine Room Officer Trotter

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Tramp

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Prof. Keval

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Sir Arthur Harold

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Simeon Beautrie

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Dr. Maclaren

as

Prof. Benbow

as

Arthur Peters

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Feste

as

Martin Alonso Pinzon

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Ackerman

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P.O. (Taff) Evans R.N.

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Dr. Grimstone

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Eugene Dakers

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Branksome (segment "The Facts of Life")

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Prison Governor

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Operations Room Officer

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Patron (uncredited)

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Centurion of the 8th Legion