as

Rutherford B. Hayes

as

Kidnapper

as

Principal Vegas

as

Melvin

as

Jish / Nice Old Lady / Crotchety Fisherman (voice)

as

Lucky Brassiere / Joey Carbone / Thumb in Stall

as

Dentist / Boiler Room Guy #1 / Crunchy / Lieutenant (voice)

as

Humpy / Baker / Brother

as

(voice)

as

Detail Supervisor

as

Police Chief / Criminal #1 / Terrified Man (voice)

as

Dentist / Boiler Room Guy #1 / Baby and Sex Change Barker / 'I Can't Swim!' (voice)

as

Bus Driver

as

Crunchy / Lieutenant (voice)

as

Nervous Guy

as

Pig (voice)

as

Shorty

as

Hockey Fan

as

Venetta

as

Paul

as

Man

as

Mike Milken

as

Party Guest

as

Plugsy (voice)

as

Major Asshole

as

Security Guard