as

Delia

as

Pinktail (voice)

as

Ruth

as

Brook (voice)

as

Jackie

as

Gail

as

Mayor Owl (voice)

as

Self

as

Self

as

Alma (voice)

as

Herself

as

Self

as

Self

as

Self

as

Self - Contestant

as

Self

as

Moira Rose

as

Sarah Delaney

as

Glam (voice)

as

Melissa

as

Tess

as

Self

as

Mrs. Frankenstein / Weird Girl / Gym Teacher (voice)

as

Self

as

Muriel Rush

as

Aunt Ann

as

Mrs. Kornfeldt

as

Judith (voice)

as

Gloria Farlander

as

Dr. Debra Radcliffe

as

Jackie Martin

as

Self - Guest

as

Kata (voice)

as

Penny (voice)

as

Jessica Wilhern

as

Mom (voice)

as

Marilyn Hack

as

Lillian Rogan

as

Duchess Rowena (voice)

as

Pearline

as

Self (Archival Footage)

as

Tina - Alien Mom (voice)

as

Self

as

Christine Valco

as

Justice Strauss

as

Gloria

as

Astro Glide

as

Mickey Crabbe

as

Self

as

Cindy Beugler

as

Self

as

Ms. O'Connor

as

Connie Barker

as

Carol Ward

as

Cookie Fleck

as

Lorna Mae Loon (voice)

as

Bam Bam

as

Ludmilla (voice)

as

Dr. Fontes

as

Sheena

as

Beatrice Lever

as

Mrs. Helga Prysselius (voice)

as

Muriel Macswain

as

Self

as

Cathleen

as

Sheila Albertson

as

Calamity Jane

as

Woman on Blind Date

as

Becka Paulson

as

Catherine (voice)

as

Allie Earp

as

Susan

as

April Simon

as

Sally / Shock (voice)

as

Kate

as

Jessie Lodge

as

Catherine O'Hara

as

Kate

as

Lexie

as

Texie Garcia

as

Gloria Henner

as

Irma

as

Delia

as

Miss Malone

as

Herself

as

Betty

as

Theresa Sharpe (segment "I'll Die Loving")

as

Marie Antoinette

as

Gail

as

Mary Marcus

as

Lemon Twin

as

Self

as

Aunt Edith (voice)

as

Various

as

Scarlett O'Hare (voice)

as

Judith

as

Audrey

as

Ma Spademinder (voice)

as

Malicious

as

Grandma Frump (voice)

as

Self

as

Skaelka (voice)

as

Self

as

Narrator (voice)

as

Laurel Brody

as

Amelia Von Astor

as

Nancy Mae

as

Geraldine Ferrett (segment "Let the Punishment Fit the Crime")

as

Ursula Schneider

as

Patty Leigh

as

Dr. Orwell

as

Self

as

Self

as

Self - Various Characters

as

Self - Host

as

Self - Cameo (uncredited)

as

Self

as

Self

as

Self - Winner

as

Self - Presenter

as

Consulting Producer

as

Director

as

Additional Writing

as

Director

as

Writer

as

Writer

as

Writer

as

Writer

as

Writer