as

Self

as

Victor

as

Lee

as

Uniformed Mercenary

as

Cooper

as

Ross Hardison

as

Adam Clark

as

Self

as

Randy Oaks

as

Munson

as

The Fire Marshall / Forearmageddon (voice)

as

Coach Spinello

as

Armed Terrorist Tucker

as

Grady

as

Vice Principal Sludge

as

Simms

as

Doug Normous

as

Slade

as

Chet

as

Deputy Slad

as

Jason Bumgarner

as

Sergeant Tuers

as

Carl

as

Turbo

as

Ludwig

as

the Doorman

as

The Captain

as

Steele Manheim

as

Soldier

as

Hans Saxer

as

Fist

as

Sweeney Brother

as

Hawk

as

Krause

as

Yuri Volkoff