as

Sam

as

Pastor Bobby

as

Dad Montgomery

as

Self

as

Sixpack (voice)

as

Lou / Landlords (voice)

as

Lou (voice)

as

Lou (voice)

as

(voice)

as

Harry

as

Maurice

as

Mr. Melvin

as

Self

as

Bruno Horgan / Melter (voice)

as

Himself

as

Control Room Guy / Bus Passenger

as

Phil Dapatone

as

Bernie Sanders Decoy

as

Larry

as

Mr. Nabbers (voice)

as

Durante

as

Walt

as

Santa Claus

as

Angry Traveler

as

Wheelchair Don

as

Himself

as

Sherm (voice)

as

​(voice)

as

Himself

as

Mr. Swann

as

Arnie

as

BK

as

Additional Voices (voice)

as

Eddie

as

Leo Sporm

as

Tony the Deli Guy

as

Self

as

Eddie

as

Self

as

Joe Hollywood

as

Self

as

Approximo

as

Postman

as

Older Man

as

Hoarder Guy (voice)

as

Barney

as

Reggie (voice)

as

Lou

as

Crazy Randy

as

Martin

as

Al

as

Sherm (voice)

as

Eddie

as

Crazy Schmidt

as

Continental Congress Heckler/Man in audience at Press Conference

as

Shady Mobster

as

Police Officer (voice)

as

Reginald

as

Eddie

as

Eddie Pepitone

as

Tim

as

Tony

as

Phil Lounsberry

as

Operator

as

Archer

as

Self

as

Murray

as

Govennah

as

Animal Control Officer

as

Court Deputy

as

Counterman

as

Homeless Nick

as

Rob

as

Dying Patient - Bernie Zucker

as

Terry - Strung-Out Junkie (as Ed Pepitone)

as

Writer

as

Writer