as

Greg

as

Buddy Gray

as

Jon Goldfarb

as

Brian Murphy

as

Ira Goldstein

as

Matty Dunne

as

Christian

as

Anastasius Solomon

as

Dick Cevoli

as

The Narrator

as

James Turner

as

Sheriff

as

Jimmy

as

Robin Sands

as

Donny

as

Gordon Bullard

as

Gary

as

Matt Short

as

Paul

as

Devon

as

Jimmy

as

Him

as

Self

as

Julian, The Speechwriter

as

Jack

as

Don Keefer

as

Joe

as

Felix Canavan

as

Ryan the Caterer

as

Cpl. Richard Mundy

as

Chris Bender

as

Scott

as

Chris

as

Patrick Cardell

as

Nate Davis

as

Joseph Thagard

as

Robert Barnes

as

Producer

as

Executive Producer