as

Sairaanhoitaja

as

Moominpappa (voice)

as

Esko Ahvonen

as

Lanttulonkero-mies

as

Gösta Lundsten

as

Voiceover (voice)

as

Eino Viheriävaara

as

Veli

as

Sakke

as

Santtu Luoto

as

Esa

as

Teukka

as

Mikko

as

Touko Reiman

as

Kolin Martikainen

as

Luutnantti Grönvall

as

Seppo Sorjonen

as

Seppo Sorjonen / Narrator

as

Peni Turhapuro

as

Alikersantti Hönö

as

Ari Nykänen, VR:n osastopäällikkö, tutkijalautakunnan sihteeri

as

Seppo Sorjonen

as

Gas Station Thug

as

Vesa Rajala

as

Mikael

as

Tony

as

Hapa

as

Alikersantti Sulonen

as

Punapää

as

Alpo "Allu" Korva

as

Writer

as

Writer