as

Louie

as

Judge Parker

as

Custodian 1

as

Mike

as

Diner Owner

as

Danvers (archive footage)

as

Mike (archive footage)

as

Goat Farmer

as

Grabowski (archive footage)

as

Robber

as

The Bartender

as

Bartender

as

Drunkard (as Mike Gaglio)

as

Bartender

as

David

as

Detective Rogers

as

First Producer

as

Bartender

as

Bill

as

Bartender

as

Bartender

as

Tony

as

Phinnias

as

Bar Patron

as

Mike

as

Checkers Man (as Mike Gaglio)

as

Jim

as

Sheriff Bates

as

Mr. Richards

as

John in Bar

as

General Randall

as

Danvers

as

Steve

as

Johnson

as

Charity Santa

as

Grabowski

as

Grismer

as

Santa

as

Sidewalk Santa

as

Herbert

as

Carmichael

as

Jones

as

Butler

as

Mark

as

Hartford

as

Bill Buxley

as

Benny

as

Griswald

as

Prof. Wells (as Mike Gaglio)

as

Dr. Steven

as

Mr. Turnbull

as

SGT Ben Peterson

as

Amir

as

Chief Engineer Daniels

as

Professor Roger Franklin

as

Millard 'Duck' Davis

as

Captain Smalls

as

Otis

as

Hoke (as Mike Gaglio)

as

Adam

as

Dr. Mortimer (as Mike Gaglio)

as

Talbot (as Mike Gaglio)

as

Inspector Hinds

as

Clancey

as

Balthasar

as

Deputy Miller

as

Bar Patron

as

T-Bird Owner

as

Captain Dern

as

Unit Production Manager

as

Transportation Coordinator

as

Producer

as

Art Direction

as

Art Direction

as

Associate Producer

as

Set Designer

as

Makeup Artist

as

Hairstylist