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Scissors

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Weird Larry

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The Priest

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Mr. Remington

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Officer Brice / NonSex

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Tommy

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Talent Agent

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The Priest

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Janitor

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Jim

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George

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The Boss

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Nurse 1

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Adam

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General Blackwell

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Rod

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Nate

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Bob Martin

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Caine

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Dr Thomas Petit

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Murray

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Tommy Pistol

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Charlie

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Kruger

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Tommy, pastor

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The Bellhop

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Armando the Gardener

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John

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Joseph Curwen

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Aaron

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Joseph Curwen

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Father Davis

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Tommy

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Dr. Torrance

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Chris

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Peter

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Grant Thompson

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Mr. Kingsley

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Father

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Dr. Powell

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Mr. Tanner

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Mike (director)

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Johnny Pistol

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Detective Chad Greenwood

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Mr. Harris

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Kevin / The Stalker (segment "Watching You")

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Orgy Person

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John

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Sam's Dad Jim

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Tommy

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Grayson

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Philip

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Paul

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Pharzuph

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Jeff

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Mr. Hands

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Robert

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Bruce

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Narly

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The Dominant

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Uncle Ricky

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Randall

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Self

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Thomas

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The Joker

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Satanic Priest

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Tommy Pistol

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Charlie Freak (segment "Hamburger! The Rapist?")

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Tommy

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Hawk

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Prison Gate Guard

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Bill

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Agent Stryker

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Tommy

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Jeremy

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Mark

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Mike

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Vinnie

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Corpsman Pistol (as Aramis Sartorio)

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Austin Powers / Doctor Evil

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Mr. Blue

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Sherif

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Tommy

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Jack

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Larry

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Frankie Val

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Patrick

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Daniel

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Lenard

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Loki

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Danny

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Rick

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Robb

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Squiggy

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Stan

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Tommy

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Clooney

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Mr. Pistol

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Ben

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John

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One Erection Member

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Juan Epstein

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Marvin

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Autolcycus

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Sgt. Prescott

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Ashley J. Williams

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The General

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Michael Whoreleone

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Richie

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Jack Jeebs

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Pee-Wee

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Mean Gene Okerlund

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Willie

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Alex

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Marlowe

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The Manager

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Toshi Yoshida

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Drake

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Steve

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Frankie Bellini

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Professor

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The Fonz

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Mike (as Aramis Sartorio)

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Gangbanger

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Mask #4

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Soldier

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Tommy Pistol

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Steve

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Neighbor

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Deeze

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Father Merkin

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self / Gilbert

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Dr. Hubert Breast (segment "Re-Penetrator") (archive footage)

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Dr. Hubert Breast

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Zombie (as Aramis Sartorio)

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Production Assistant

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Director

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Writer

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Production Assistant

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Stunts

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