as

Narrator

as

Floor Boss

as

Ritual Leader

as

Faris Bandak

as

Messi (voice)

as

Leo

as

George

as

Abner

as

Antonio Blair

as

LAFD Liaison Bill Jenks

as

Jerry

as

Vinny

as

Arthur

as

McTeer

as

Charlie

as

Lieutenant John Clark Ely / Private William Wendt (voice) (as Matt Jayson)

as

Uri

as

Carlos

as

(voice)

as

Lars Owens

as

Driton Abazi

as

EMT

as

Leo the Paparazzo

as

Handsome Cool Guy