as

Tony

as

Gnome (Voice)

as

Frank Holliday

as

Flying Dutchman (voice)

as

The Flying Dutchman (voice)

as

Flying Dutchman (voice)

as

Self

as

Flying Dutchman (voice)

as

Bruce the 1st

as

Stagehand

as

Noel Nichols

as

Frank Holliday

as

Buddha

as

Monsignor Sullivan

as

Earl Stein

as

Harvey Miken

as

Monsignor Ratliffe

as

Hank Murphy

as

Jacob (voice)

as

Jacob / Giant Peanut Butter Cup (voice)

as

George Huntzinger

as

Flying Dutchman / Dutchbomb / Atomic Dutchman (voice)

as

Billy Berg

as

Blarney Bill

as

Baby Face Bryant (voice)

as

Prince Huge

as

Walt

as

The Flying Dutchman (voice)

as

Self

as

Janitor

as

Mr. Ehlert

as

Charlie (voice)

as

Coach Gills (voice)

as

Captain K'nuckles (voice)

as

Dr. Santa Claus

as

Boss

as

Uncle Morty

as

Coach Gills (voice)

as

Clement C. Haydes

as

Grandpa Spencer

as

Self

as

Coach Tiffany Gills (voice)

as

Robert Singer

as

Mr. Pesky (voice)

as

Al (voice)

as

Captain Garcia

as

Bernie Fusterillio (voice)

as

Ernie

as

Tomato Face

as

(voice)

as

Self

as

Vicky's Father

as

Leo Andromedos (voice)

as

Artie Bauman (voice)

as

Priest

as

Tow Truck Driver

as

Mr. Savitsky

as

Jungle George (voice)

as

Panchax (voice)

as

Gnomekop / Giant Gnomekop (voice)

as

George Savitsky

as

Cousin Edgar

as

Grumpy Senior

as

Salty / Bidder #2 (voice)

as

Finn McBride

as

Self

as

Luke (voice)

as

(voice)

as

Flying Dutchman (voice)

as

Flying Dutchman / Dutchbomb / Atomic Dutchman (voice)

as

Kam Koerner

as

Professor

as

Baloo the Bear (voice)

as

Roy's Father

as

Old Beagle (voice)

as

Wittgenstein (voice)

as

Santa Claus

as

Mr. Gifford

as

Handyman

as

Foreman Dave

as

Wittgenstein (voice)

as

Pete Gilroy

as

Jack (voice)

as

Testosterone (voice)

as

Larry Rogen / Tommy Tate

as

Walt

as

Red Savage

as

Lasombra

as

Bob Halverson

as

Harry

as

Curtis

as

Captain Conklin

as

Nestor

as

Referee

as

Skunk

as

Agnes Delrooney (voice)

as

Burt Kovak

as

Pete (voice)

as

Buster Green

as

Mr. Twitchell (voice)

as

Sergeant Bill Hampton

as

Harlan Black

as

Noah Vanderhoff

as

Jack Ruby

as

Brian

as

Marshall Hunt

as

John MacKinney

as

Johnny's Father

as

Coach Snyder

as

Gus Borden

as

Frank Shirley

as

Coach Evans

as

Mr. Jones

as

Psychiatrist

as

Mel Sanger

as

Earl Cross

as

Brian Connelly

as

District Attorney Neary

as

Wayne

as

Voit Zerbe

as

Shaw

as

Preacher

as

Colonel Tolliver

as

Reverend

as

Piedmont

as

Kamp Komfort Clerk

as

Brian Stills

as

Lou Loomis

as

Self / Nixon Voter (uncredited)

as

Various

as

Self - Various Characters

as

Patron / Self (uncredited)

as

Referee / Priest (uncredited)

as

Various (uncredited)

as

Roy Quinn (uncredited)

as

Patron (uncredited)

as

Sid Vicious (uncredited)

as

Townsperson / Patron (uncredited)

as

Beachgoer (uncredited)

as

Larry Petropopoulos (uncredited)

as

Self (uncredited)

as

Neil DiBlazee (uncredited)

as

Tourist / Moviegoer (uncredited)

as

Paramedic (uncredited)

as

Carl (uncredited)

as

Comedian (uncredited)

as

Shipmate (uncredited)

as

Russian Soldier (uncredited)

as

Harland Conrad (uncredited)

as

Howard Baker

as

Patron

as

Various

as

Leprechaun

as

Waiter

as

Caveman / Waiter (uncredited)

as

Chambers / Hunter

as

Floral Shop Customer (uncredited)

as

Detective

as

Characters

as

Screenplay

as

Writer

as

Writer

as

Writer

as

Writer

as

Writer