as

Alan Sosa

as

Captain McKinney

as

Wayne Dubois

as

Ted

as

Additional Maniac

as

Brent Rocha

as

Michael Giotti

as

Michael

as

Fast Eddie (segment "Dead Beat Daddy")

as

Roy

as

Gareth

as

Mason Painter

as

Billy

as

Barney Barnaby

as

Josh Torren

as

Eric Martin

as

Chet Grant

as

Brian McDermott

as

Garson McKeller

as

TV Reporter

as

Pvt. Joe Beletsky

as

Kevin O'Roarke