as

Announcer (voice)

as

Torian

as

Joseph

as

Mailman

as

DeMorge

as

Phillip / Pig Man

as

Detective Ed Sampson

as

Hippie

as

Callum

as

Detective

as

Captivating Keith

as

Red

as

Adult Male Narrator 2

as

Detective #2

as

CRIES Walkie Member (voice)

as

Don Weaver

as

Dr. DeMorge

as

Principal Wade

as

Emotional Engineer

as

Driver

as

Mister Mars

as

Moderator

as

Franklin

as

Mikey

as

Don Weaver

as

Internal Affairs Agent 1

as

Sergeant Warren Reed / Joe P. Cox / RoboCop / Rapist

as

Board Member

as

Teenage Spock

as

Janitor

as

Bill

as

MOAD (voice)

as

Drug Dealer

as

Angry Head

as

Cyclops (voice)

as

Charlie

as

I'm Gonna Kill The Shit Out Of A Whole Buncha

as

Anchorman

as

Judge

as

Sailor

as

Ben

as

H.G. Wells

as

Michael Jackson / LaToya Jackson

as

Director