as

Self

as

Postman

as

Gordon

as

Self (archive footage) (uncredited)

as

Randy Quaid

as

Coach Lew Tuttle

as

Himself

as

Reuben

as

King Carlos IV

as

Melvin

as

Captain Flint

as

Rockin' Rory (voice)

as

Joe Aguirre

as

Tornado Tommy

as

Alameda Slim (voice) (archive sound)

as

Eli Rockwood

as

Bill Guerrard

as

'Colonel' Tom Parker

as

Tornado Tommy Dixon

as

Tornado Tommy

as

Alameda Slim (voice)

as

Irwin Sikorski

as

Tornado Tommy Dixon

as

Ted Mirabeau

as

Eddie Johnson

as

Jerry James

as

Charlie

as

Vic Davies

as

Jock Jensen

as

Madman McKlusky

as

Bruno

as

Dr. Michael McCann

as

Mr. Briggs

as

Michael Doyle (segment "After Life")

as

Self

as

President A. Thorton Osgood II

as

Cappy von Trapment

as

Phil Chadway

as

Doc Woods / Doc Holliday

as

Pat Utley

as

Jeremy Dillon

as

Jack Woods

as

Sheriff Mike Collins

as

Lenny

as

Phil

as

General George S. Merlin

as

Cousin Eddie

as

Russell Casse

as

Ishmael Boorg

as

Sam Burns

as

Randy Weaver

as

Sheriff Miller

as

Allan Hansen

as

Self (archive footage)

as

Tennessee State Trooper (uncredited)

as

Vic Damico

as

Detective Steve Carella

as

John Wesley Hardin

as

Michael McDougal

as

Johnny (ucredited)

as

Lenny Benedetti

as

Taylor

as

Jim Flynn

as

The Monster

as

Elijah C. Skuggs

as

Elmer Scheele

as

Self

as

Dwight Davis

as

Tim Dalander

as

Loomis

as

Lester Marlow

as

Jack Cloud

as

Cousin Eddie

as

Nick Laemle

as

Feet Samuels

as

Lester

as

Mark Devereaux

as

Kenny Lee

as

Frank / Cornall Crawford

as

Peter Blunt

as

Pete Suvak

as

Narrator (voice)

as

Lieutenant Vincent Bracey

as

Lyndon Baines Johnson

as

Juan

as

Sheriff Loomis

as

Martin

as

Moose Granger

as

Harold "Mitch" Mitchell

as

Charlie

as

Cousin Eddie

as

Evan Coleman

as

Putzi Hanfstaengel

as

Putzi Hanfstaengel

as

Charlie

as

Lenny Small

as

Clell Miller

as

Jay

as

Chet Watson

as

Clayton Ritchie

as

Grat Dalton

as

Jimmy Booth

as

Dean Proust

as

Ranger Quentin Hammond

as

Luther Johnson

as

Tittle Tod

as

Hawk Hawkins

as

Self - Various Characters

as

Self - Cameo (uncredited)

as

Carl Grant

as

Virgil

as

Seaman Larry Meadows

as

Finch Feather

as

Leroy

as

Professor Hosquith

as

Herbie

as

Lester Marlow