as

Announcer (voice) (uncredited)

as

Grumpy (voice)

as

Morgan Freemond (voice)

as

Technician (Voice)

as

The Feds

as

Spider Lieutenant / Store Employee (voice)

as

Construction Foreman / Additional Voices (voice)

as

Morgan Freeman (Voice)

as

Brad Bird / Dane the Saxophone Bird (voice)

as

Narrator / Additional Voices (voice)

as

Condom

as

Tyler

as

Narrator (voice)

as

Narrator

as

Narrator (voice)

as

Robert Stack (voice)

as

Geoff Peterson (voice)

as

Morgan Freeman (voice)

as

Security Guard (voice)

as

Wayne Gretzky (voice)

as

Morgan Freeman (voice)

as

Man at Bar (voice)

as

Paul Rudd (voice)

as

Jaramillo Henchman (voice)

as

Junior (voice)

as

Jerry Seinfeld (voice)

as

(voice)

as

Elijah Wood(voice)

as

Patrick Swayze / Robert Loggia (voice)

as

James Taylor (voice)

as

Sean Hannity (voice)

as

Joe Biden (voice)

as

Michael McDonald (voice)

as

Joey Lawrence (voice)

as

Elf (voice)

as

Danny McBride (voice)

as

John Mayer (voice)

as

Red Redding (voice)

as

Tommy Lee Jones (voice)

as

John Davidson (voice)

as

Aaron Sorkin (voice)

as

(voice)

as

Dennis Quaid / Tommy Lee Jones (voice)

as

Don Imus (voice)

as

Morgan Freeman (voice)

as

Red Cloak (voice)

as

Garrison Keillor (voice)

as

Samuel Alito (voice)

as

Kevin Costner (voice)

as

Drew Carey (voice)