as

Miller

as

Dai Williams

as

Superintendent Roberts

as

Self (Narrator)

as

Paulie

as

Dave Simms

as

John Cooper

as

Narrator

as

Self

as

Dougie

as

Himself

as

Groad

as

Charles

as

Sagot

as

Terry

as

Tony Lefevre

as

Jimbo

as

Paul Fox

as

Self

as

Senor Big

as

Collins

as

Peter Smith

as

Victor

as

Nicholas Mason

as

Robbie Griffiths

as

Minto

as

Spoken Quotations (voice)

as

Tash

as

Pew

as

D.I. Hale

as

D.I. Hale

as

Danny Dixon

as

Neil Jenkins

as

Richard Moat

as

Martin

as

Self - Presenter / Narrator

as

Self

as

Self

as

Self - Guest

as

Jack

as

Richard Mansfield

as

Himself

as

Self - Presenter

as

Norman

as

Sir James Corson

as

Pontius Pilate

as

Himself

as

Self

as

Self

as

Sheriff of Nottingham

as

Self - Presenter

as

G.R.

as

L'homme de la piscine

as

Irving Berlin

as

Himself

as

Diaz

as

Tony Whitman

as

Major General Colin Gubbins

as

Repo Man

as

Adam

as

Lou

as

Roger Ames

as

George (Age 9)

as

Self

as

Mr. Marlish

as

Vagitus Aspiration

as

Himself

as

David

as

Self

as

Trevor

as

James Napeworth

as

Dr Jones

as

Successful Fella (video 'Country House')

as

Vinnie

as

Dave 'Mouse Ear' Smith

as

Jessica's Husband

as

Jack Denby

as

Dr. William Palmer

as

Ken

as

Pepi the Portuguese Poisoner (archive footage) (uncredited)

as

Dexter

as

Slick Sloan

as

Milkman

as

Emrys

as

Self

as

Harry Marx

as

Byron Flitch

as

Marcus

as

Dealer

as

Gordon Shoals

as

Carceriere

as

Shelley

as

Mike

as

Presenter

as

Brady

as

Hugo

as

John

as

Gilmour

as

Lenny

as

Jonas Chuzzlewit

as

Quentin

as

Jeff Wagland

as

Dave Basker

as

French Maid

as

Bonehead/Gourmet Detective

as

Ghenghis

as

Jack Doyle

as

Game Show Host

as

Martin Aimless

as

Pepi the Portuguese Poisoner

as

Foreign Secretary

as

Roy Brush

as

Davy

as

Ass. Ludwig

as

Green Party Leader

as

Mason/Gondolier

as

Lenny Bexley

as

Self

as

Southgate

as

Gay Councillor/1st Beefeater

as

Jackson Pace

as

Kevin

as

Det. Supt. Alan Horsefell

as

Patrick

as

Kevin

as

Film Exec/Camp Actor 2/Celebrity

as

Self

as

Thompson

as

James Hammett

as

John Peter Barrie

as

Wong

as

Bonehead

as

Gino

as

Kay's Husband

as

Mr Bastardos

as

Brian Epstein

as

Mike - Stockroom

as

Monologist

as

Pestilence

as

Brian Epstein

as

Mr. Bastardos/Train Guard

as

Bonehead

as

Gino

as

Film Executive/Camp Actor 2/Architect/Celebrity

as

Patrick

as

Kevin

as

Gay Councillor/1st Beefeater

as

Mason/Gondolier

as

Green Leader

as

Heckler

as

Self

as

Self - Host

as

Keithski

as

Director

as

Director

as

Director

as

Director

as

Director

as

Writer

as

Director

as

Director

as

Director

as

Writer

as

Director

as

Writer

as

Writer

as

Producer

as

Writer

as

Additional Writing

as

Director

as

Writer