as

The Thing Acting Double

as

Prince Charmless (voice)

as

Sheriff Bilstein

as

Lt. Col. James Lann

as

Andrew Brettler

as

Roger Post

as

Matthew Mitchie

as

Eric Klein

as

Mr. Booth

as

Jotham Starr

as

Abe Steiner

as

Rudolph Young

as

Paramedic

as

Tech Operator

as

Lefty Grove

as

Lang Jefferies

as

Thomas Miller

as

Ulli / Other Mainline Diesel (voice)

as

Narrator (voice)

as

Vinnie (voice)

as

Travis Tygart

as

National Space Agency Spokesperson

as

Narrator

as

Detective

as

Narrator (voice)

as

Deputy National Security Advisor

as

Reporter

as

Bywater

as

Umpire

as

Pilot

as

Announcer

as

Agent Imefine

as

Director