as

Ness Gordon

as

Dennis

as

Sweet N' Low

as

Lawyer Mike

as

Santa

as

Original Patriot

as

Jim

as

Fleetus

as

Chad

as

Brock

as

Big John

as

Rusty

as

Deacon

as

Self

as

Lou Gates

as

Neil

as

Ray

as

Scotty

as

Jimmy

as

Adam

as

Gordon Manhattan

as

Benny

as

Officer Mori

as

Elder Kent

as

Gillis

as

Bob

as

Special Agent Johnson Johnson

as

Frank

as

Bush

as

Rob Martin

as

Billy Joe Strumlouder (voice)

as

Trevor

as

Neil Barlow

as

Jim

as

Anton

as

Bidder Wearing Glasses

as

Writer

as

Writer