as

Sgt. Tom Janks

as

Ivan McGhee

as

Harmon

as

Bob

as

Uncle Charlie

as

Lone Customer

as

Minister

as

Priest

as

Curtis

as

Louie

as

Clarence

as

Detective Stanley

as

Fred Bascomb

as

Burrows

as

Bartender

as

Self

as

Jetty

as

Newman

as

Jack Dunn

as

Harry Forbes

as

Joe Porter

as

Jaworsky

as

Waddle

as

Arliss 'Sonny' Dawson

as

Papa Slovak

as

Dad

as

Comedy Coach

as

Walter Boyett

as

Jack Dorrian

as

Boss Cooley

as

Security Guard

as

Mayotte

as

Garth Ratliff

as

Willy

as

Jim

as

Slats

as

Boyd

as

Duncan

as

Quartermaster Sgt.

as

Elmo

as

Sheriff

as

Kevin McBane

as

Murphy

as

Tibeats

as

Texas Voice #1 (voice)

as

D.E.A. Agent Harrison

as

Red Griswold

as

Wilbur Purdy

as

Curtis Schultz

as

Shorter

as

Carmichael

as

Jumper

as

Barber

as

Riverside Drive Man #4

as

Simon

as

Eddie Quinn

as

Zack

as

Luther

as

Slats