as

Mike Woody

as

Zoot (voice)

as

Bernie Fein

as

Marco Pasternak (voice)

as

Derek

as

Roger Ailes

as

Bucky

as

Wade (as Kyle More)

as

Barry

as

Bjorn

as

John Hinckley Jr

as

Gayle

as

Craig (as Kyle More)

as

Ryan

as

Dwayne Ruckus

as

Ed (voice)

as

Pat Perillo

as

Steve Henderson

as

Gnocchi

as

Steve

as

Slacker Cashier

as

Violet 'Living Doll'

as

Peter Dagnello