as

Symanski

as

Drew 'Gonzo' Gonville

as

Rob Gronkowski

as

Offensive Coach

as

Randy

as

Tim

as

Narrator (voice)

as

Bruno

as

Sam

as

Security Guard

as

Kevin

as

Narrator (voice)

as

Sean

as

Lupus Arachnea (voice)

as

Noah / Abraham / Moses / Pharoah

as

Moses / Pharoah

as

Simon Ayer

as

Romeo

as

Paramedic #1

as

Big Frank

as

Erik 'Dozer' Nilsson