as

Mump (voice)

as

Weller (archive footage)

as

Planchet

as

The Common Man

as

Jack Splendide

as

Balbi

as

Mr Wickham

as

Dutch

as

Baron Hardup

as

Brian McCarthy

as

Commissionaire

as

Kania

as

Friar Tuck

as

Narrator

as

Arnold Bristow

as

Boris

as

English Eddie Hagedorn

as

Mr. Lloyd

as

Maxwell Mercury Talent Agent

as

Various

as

Self

as

Boris

as

Fishfingers

as

Henry

as

Innkeeper

as

Mr. Garnett, Caretaker

as

Joe Jones

as

Top

as

Bidley

as

Whaley

as

Fat Charlie

as

Ethelred

as

Pipkin (voice)

as

Kasper

as

Rupert Skern

as

Selden the Axe Murderer

as

Keller

as

Self

as

Quincey

as

Vogel

as

Boldini

as

Roderick Major

as

Richard Burton

as

Hoskins

as

Jerry

as

Benny U. Murdoch

as

Superintendent Grubbs

as

Moriarty's Assistant

as

Hounslow Joe

as

Sergeant

as

Frankie Little

as

Planchet

as

Social Director Curtain

as

Bishop of Paris

as

Planchet

as

Dan and Doris Cobbler

as

Jerry

as

Cheshire Cat

as

Burgermeister Poppendick

as

Purvis

as

Holidaymaker

as

Wally

as

Marks

as

Uncle Arthur

as

Mr. Salt

as

Mr. Perkins

as

Roscoe

as

Henry Hunter

as

2nd Gentleman of Charity

as

Weller

as

Prince Regent

as

Roderick Major

as

Professor Nuts

as

Emperor

as

Sir Tunbelly Clumsey

as

Plastic Mac Man

as

Hotel Chef (uncredited)

as

George Webley

as

Gentleman Next Door

as

Clapper

as

Adam Scarr

as

Fire Extinguisher Salesman

as

Verger

as

Gladiator Instructor

as

Lorry Driver

as

Workmate

as

Sid

as

Monty Bartlett

as

Algernon

as

Henry Liggott

as

Gravedigger

as

Stanley Blake

as

Fred Gooding

as

Bunting

as

Fred Smith

as

Shorty

as

Narrator

as

Lucky Dave

as

Mr. Bolt

as

Mark Salmon

as

Capt. Enderby

as

Nectabanus

as

Michael

as

Best Man

as

Happychap

as

Quilby

as

Oliver Strickland

as

Self (archive footage)

as

Algernon (archive footage)

as

Eric Burke

as

Funeral Director

as

Cyril Small

as

gardener

as

Bulk