as

Louis Dantes

as

Self

as

Elderly Neighbour

as

Frank

as

The Purser

as

Bob

as

Mr Grout

as

Bill

as

George

as

Mr. Todd

as

Geoffrey

as

Ernie Pond

as

Karl

as

Roger Midge

as

Lenin

as

Ron Springer

as

Ralph Bailey

as

Ludek Dittmayer

as

Norwegian

as

Wiggins

as

Gerald Prout

as

Mr. Potts

as

Mr Barnes

as

Bob Noakes

as

Inspector Les Hackett

as

Sandy

as

Pete

as

Mr. Harrison

as

Blind Man

as

Heart Attack Man

as

Mr. Vader

as

Car Park Attendant

as

John Taylor

as

Mr. Mackintosh

as

Mr. Pinder

as

Ted

as

David

as

Murray

as

Kev Wilson

as

Three Fingered Pete

as

Park keeper

as

Self (archive footage)

as

Joe

as

TV Licence Official Right Bleeding Bastard

as

Darren's Father / Coldstream Guard

as

Clifford

as

Mr. Pinder

as

Club Secretary (Werewolf)

as

English Reporter

as

Vladimir I. Lenin

as

Inspector Deffand

as

Inspector Victor Deffand

as

Silver

as

Police Sergeant

as

Barère

as

Presenting Officer at Tribunal

as

Ted

as

Mr. Bantock

as

Keith

as

Cosby

as

Joe