as

Senator Tobias

as

Mr. Todd

as

Captain Rhodes

as

Self

as

Nick

as

Self

as

Mr. Wayman

as

Charlie Johnson / Santa Claus

as

Himself

as

Russ

as

Howard

as

Harry

as

Stuart

as

Dirk

as

Artie

as

David Pavey

as

Hitch

as

Detective Gladwell

as

Mr. Davidson

as

David Behlman

as

Rick Hodges

as

The Count / Self

as

Ed Hanson

as

The Count / Ezra Mosher

as

Jack

as

Sheriff Denny Wilson

as

JT Clark

as

Paul

as

Himself

as

Morris Green

as

Wolf / The Butcher

as

Fred Renich

as

Self

as

Dwayne Biggs

as

Carl Schuler

as

Pastor Victor

as

Demeter

as

Chef Jim

as

Tom Grant

as

Harvey

as

Ernie Portnoy

as

Arnold Walker

as

Glenn

as

Largeman

as

Self

as

Detective Heilman

as

Frankenmonster (uncredited)

as

Burton Kimble

as

Self

as

Security Guard (Jim)

as

Self

as

John Donnelly

as

Sgt. Reed

as

Frank

as

Solomon Hostetler

as

Ted

as

Dewey Barber

as

Peter Orson

as

Mayor

as

Morris Green (voice)

as

Lou Martini

as

8 O'Clock Farraday

as

Shadow Man

as

Mr. Condor

as

Joe Silva

as

Paul Karofsky

as

Paul Barnes

as

Professor Spine

as

Sheriff Bobby

as

Frank Sertin

as

Uncle Ronny

as

Link

as

Det. Wade

as

Principal Craig

as

Lou Martini

as

Paul Rocco / Jacque (voice)

as

Bob Bixby

as

Mr. Whitmore

as

Amos

as

Steve Walsh

as

Self

as

Self

as

Dad

as

Charles Covner

as

Josh

as

Morris Green

as

Alex

as

Self

as

Doc Chavez

as

Captain Company

as

Mr. Lang

as

Major Dawson

as

Sheriff Hooper

as

Garry Marshall

as

Adam Emerson

as

Detective Jensen

as

George Francis

as

Mike Thompson

as

Alan Roth

as

Soldier

as

Ray

as

Dr. Shocker

as

Mr. Banks

as

Self

as

Marcus Bowser

as

Mr. Flannery

as

Leslie Arzt

as

Robert Elliot

as

Mr. Banks

as

Ted Bergman

as

Mook

as

Matthew Lake

as

Pete Peterson

as

Hearse Driver

as

Dad

as

Mac Reeves

as

Medevac CO

as

Packard

as

Larry Zwibell

as

Gus Black

as

Dracula

as

Police Officer

as

Agent Norville

as

PO Dale Mortensen

as

George Falk

as

Web Hall

as

Biggs

as

Dale Schneider

as

Kellygreen

as

Dougie Westa

as

Jeffery

as

Iron Green

as

Host / Dr. Shocker

as

Joseph Bekins

as

Detective Williams

as

Mike

as

Officer Brickowski

as

Jay Leno

as

Johnny

as

Mitch

as

Richard Bettina

as

Michael Fielding

as

Biggs

as

Keystone the Magnificent

as

Herkimer Johnson

as

Bill Lonigan

as

Richard Adams / Clark Rogers / Agent from Hell

as

Neil

as

Biscuit

as

Hadfield

as

Jaron

as

Samson

as

Cliff Lewis

as

Dr. Bobby Shaw

as

Alex Winthrop

as

Rex

as

Heinrich Himmler

as

General

as

Self

as

George

as

Chuck

as

Michael Cordero Sr.

as

Martin Cheeder

as

Sheridan

as

Gondreau Slykes

as

Shadow Man

as

Director Perkins

as

Agent Weine

as

Chris

as

Jim Grover (as Dan Roebuck)

as

Officer Red

as

Frank Rosetti

as

Fred Paulsen

as

Zoo Worker Randy

as

Agent Norman Miller

as

Northampton Symphony Orchestra Man

as

Cop (uncredited)

as

Dennis Jepson

as

Bill Jankowski

as

Jack Sterling

as

Norman Peterson

as

Lyle Mitchell

as

Norm

as

Benny

as

Ed

as

B.J.

as

Bruce

as

Lieutenant Buckley

as

Mr. Grayson

as

Randy Wood

as

Kyle Martin

as

Marty

as

Haskell Epstein

as

Nathaniel Prentiss

as

Producer

as

Co-Director

as

Co-Writer

as

Writer

as

Producer

as

Director

as

Thanks

as

Writer

as

Director

as

Producer

as

Writer

as

Director

as

Writer

as

Producer

as

Director

as

Director

as

Producer

as

Writer