as

Len

as

Ceri

as

Grayson

as

Mr. Capulet (voice)

as

Starveling

as

James Broughton

as

Narrator

as

Self - Narrator(voice)

as

John

as

Mr. Capulet

as

Self - Participant

as

Father Simeon

as

Gaius

as

Arthur Conan Doyle

as

Self

as

Self

as

Professor Barkway

as

Registrar

as

Sir James Thornhill

as

Self

as

Dr Constantine

as

Frank

as

Duke of Edinburgh

as

Sally the Cook

as

Dr. Donald Newman

as

Richard Wilson

as

Ronald

as

Victor Meldrew

as

John Doone

as

Landowner at Party

as

Self

as

PC Roland 'Prof' Rose

as

Self

as

Lord Tone

as

Self

as

Daggenhurst

as

Victor Meldrew

as

Bill Webster

as

Victor Meldrew

as

Professor of Language

as

Victor Meldrew

as

Richard Wilson

as

Self

as

Steven Williams

as

Victor Meldrew

as

Self

as

James Forth

as

Henri Nannen

as

Uncle Salvatore

as

Victor Meldrew

as

Mr. McGregor (voice)

as

Victor Meldrew

as

Self

as

Hector Duff

as

Don Juan Felipe

as

Mr. McGregor

as

Mr. McGregor (voice)

as

Hector Duff

as

Victor Meldrew

as

Henri Nannen

as

Lebedev

as

Victor Meldrew

as

Dentist

as

Victor Meldrew

as

Self

as

Reverend Green

as

John Bristol

as

Cloete

as

Sir Hugo Armstrong

as

Self - Narrator (voice)

as

Max

as

Eddie Clockerty

as

Harold Abrahams

as

Max

as

Psychiatrist

as

Brian Thornton

as

Eddie Clockerty

as

Richard Talbot

as

Colonel Partridge

as

Nigel Lipman (Foreign Secretary)

as

Sir Max Mallowan

as

Theodore Watts-Dunton

as

Scott Keltie

as

Viscount Cunningham

as

Sir Hugo Armstrong

as

Mr. Turton

as

Duncan Ross

as

Arnold - Journalist

as

Mr. Ridley

as

Professor

as

Abercrombie

as

Tom McCann

as

Consultant

as

Albert Foster

as

Albert Foster

as

Registrar

as

D.C.I. Anderson

as

Dr. Nixon

as

Mr Potter

as

Jeremy Parsons QC

as

George III

as

Det. Sgt. Sand

as

Consultant

as

Abercrombie

as

King [Kabuki Group]

as

Director

as

Director

as

Director

as

Director

as

Director

as

Director

as

Director