as

Self - Host

as

Self

as

Gavin MacLeod

as

Tom

as

Self / Murray Slaughter (archive footage)

as

Captain Gumble (voice)

as

Jonathan Sperry

as

Barker

as

Doorman (uncredited)

as

Norris Anderson

as

Captain Merrill Stubing

as

Uncle Stu

as

Smitty

as

Cardinal Frances Abgott

as

Raymond Harrick

as

Jerry Marz

as

Calvin

as

Himself

as

Capt. Stubing

as

Vice Principal Durfner

as

Daniel (voice)

as

Self

as

Daniel (voice)

as

Art Sommers

as

Self

as

Lt. Nojack

as

Curt Arvey

as

Self

as

Self/The Mad Hatter

as

Self

as

Capt. Merrill Stubing

as

Yankee Sullivan

as

Merril Stubing

as

Captain Merrill Stubing

as

Self

as

Mr. Ellsworth

as

Jordan Robbins

as

Moriarty (tank crewman)

as

Warden

as

Murray Slaughter

as

Sgt. Kruger

as

1st Director

as

Kipnis

as

Lou

as

C. S. Divot

as

Major Kazan

as

Lewie Franklin

as

Seymour

as

Harold Harmon

as

Daniel Gerber

as

Crosley

as

Emil

as

Seaman Joseph Haines

as

Hulagu Khan

as

Major Zolle

as

General Metzger

as

General von Rauscher

as

Major Kiegel

as

Seaman Joseph 'Happy' Hanes

as

Alvin Wannamaker

as

Pvt. Crotty

as

Happy

as

Harry Deiner

as

Self

as

Self - Co-Host

as

Maxwell Cooley

as

Professor Thayer

as

Johnny

as

Gilbert Jamel

as

Bryan Bender

as

Yeoman Ernest Hunkle

as

Padua - Horn's Assistant

as

Pvt. Saxon

as

Salesman

as

Whitey Metz

as

Rian Powers

as

Artie McLeod

as

Three-Fingered Jack White

as

Mac (uncredited)

as

Police Lt.

as

Turk

as

Mortimer Hershey

as

Lawrence Comminger

as

Dan Platte

as

Self

as

Self - Nominee