as

Andrew

as

Deputy Assistant Commissioner Brian Paddick

as

Self - Guest

as

Charlie Oldman

as

Colin Colman

as

Billy Brooks

as

Charlie

as

Guy

as

Russell Tovey

as

Russell

as

Narrator

as

Roland

as

Self

as

Basil Hallward

as

Dave

as

Joe

as

Jake

as

Nathan

as

David

as

Steven

as

Self - Guest Judge

as

Daniel Lyons

as

Ray Terrill / The Ray (voice)

as

Sergeant George May

as

Self - Guest

as

Joseph Pitt/Prior 1/The Eskimo

as

Joseph Pitt/Mormon Centre Father/The Angel Europa

as

Rupert Keynes

as

Self

as

Phil

as

Ray Terrill / The Ray (voice)

as

Self

as

John O'Shea

as

Andy Coulson

as

Jason

as

Kevin Matheson

as

Paul Melly

as

Ray Terrill / The Ray

as

Simon Ogilvey

as

Young Man with Earring

as

Dog (voice)

as

James Freeman

as

Harry Doyle

as

Ray Terrill / The Ray (uncredited)

as

Jack

as

Delivery Man

as

Tim

as

George

as

Kevin Matheson

as

Ray Terrill / The Ray

as

Self - Narrator (voice)

as

Narrator (voice)

as

Nicky

as

Michael

as

Karl Lyndhurst

as

DS Huw Brydon

as

Self - Narrator (voice)

as

Dr. Adam Smith

as

The Albino Pirate (voice)

as

Paul

as

Footman

as

Self

as

Midshipman Frame (archive footage)

as

Tim

as

Patrick Read

as

Self - Narrator (voice)

as

Rudge

as

Leslie Durrell

as

Narrator

as

Rod

as

Carl

as

Steve

as

Henry Knight

as

Tom

as

Henry Travers

as

George Sands

as

George sands

as

John Chivery

as

Estate Agent

as

Self

as

Marcus Johnstone

as

Midshipman Alonso Frame

as

Budgie

as

PC Terence Reed

as

Alf

as

Recruit

as

Robbie McManus

as

Jerome Hibbert

as

Adam Spengler

as

Stable boy

as

Dennis Sealey

as

Self - Panellist

as

Bill

as

Lionel Marshall