as

Clive Clooney

as

Mayor

as

Commanding Officer

as

Cantwell

as

Jacob MacIntire

as

Principal

as

Man in Uniform

as

Wisconsin Cop

as

Ed Reynolds

as

Morty (archive footage)

as

Mitch

as

Doorman

as

Deputy D.A. Hartman

as

Policeman

as

Mr. Zipper

as

Desk Sergeant

as

George O'Bannen

as

Mr. Clotworthy

as

Waiter

as

Morty (segment "None But the Lonely Heart")

as

Delivery Man

as

Knight

as

Doug Aducci