John Thomson

male

Born on April 02, 1969 (56 years old)

From Salford, Lancashire, England, UK

Known for Acting

Biography

From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia. John Patrick Thomson (born Patrick Francis McAleer on 2 April 1969) is an English comedian and actor, known for his roles in The Fast Show and Cold Feet. Description above from the Wikipedia article John Thomson (comedian), licensed under CC-BY-SA, full list of contributors on Wikipedia.

Cast Credits

2025
- The People Before
  as
  Knotweed Man
  2025
- Sally Lindsay's Quiz Night
  as
  Self - Team Captain
  2025
2024
- The Gentlemen
  as
  Frank
  2024
- The 1970s: Those Were the Days
  as
  Self - Narrator
  2024
- Too Good to Be True
  as
  Geoff
  2024
2023
- Caroline Aherne: Queen of Comedy
  as
  Self
  2023
2022
- Last Of The Summer Wine: 30 Years Of Laughs
  as
  Self
  2022
- Hi-De-Hi!: All the Laughs & More
  as
  Self
  2022
- Red Riding Hood: After Ever After
  as
  Plank
  2022
- Sister Boniface Mysteries
  as
  Leonard Monk
  2022
- Dodger
  as
  Farmer Grundles
  2022
- Best Year Ever
  as
  Self - Actor
  2022
2021
- Last Train to Christmas
  as
  Vic
  2021
- Wetherspoons: How Do They Do It?!
  as
  Narrator
  2021
- Les Dawson Lost Tapes
  as
  Self
  2021
- Paul Sinha's TV Showdown
  as
  Self - Contestant
  2021
- The Weakest Link
  as
  Self
  2021
2020
- The Fast Show: Just a Load of Blooming Catchphrases
  as
  Himself, Various Characters
  2020
- Coronation Street: 60 Unforgettable Years
  as
  Self
  2020
- Dog Loves Books
  as
  Dog (voice)
  2020
- McDonald & Dodds
  as
  Jimmy Daly
  2020
2019
- Inside Cadbury: Chocolate Secrets Unwrapped
  as
  Narrator
  2019
- Being Frank: The Chris Sievey Story
  as
  Himself
  2019
- 7 Up & Me
  as
  Self
  2019
- This Time with Alan Partridge
  as
  Joe Beasley
  2019
- Brassic
  as
  Colin Popov
  2019
2018
- The People's Vet
  as
  Self - Narrator
  2018
- Celebrity Catchphrase
  as
  Self
  2018
- Shane the Chef
  2018
2017
- Dying Laughing
  as
  Self
  2017
- Richard Osman's House of Games
  as
  Self - Contestant
  2017
2016
- Billionaire Boy
  as
  Len
  2016
- Grimsby
  as
  Bob Tolliver
  2016
- Alan Partridge's Scissored Isle
  as
  Kevin Ruddock
  2016
- Caroline Aherne at the BBC
  as
  Self - Presenter
  2016
- Dara O Briain's Go 8 Bit
  2016
- Bargain-Loving Brits in the Sun
  as
  Self - Narrator
  2016
2015
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  Fungus The Bogeyman
  2015
2014
- Northern Soul
  as
  Terry
  2014
- Alan Davies: As Yet Untitled
  as
  Self
  2014
2013
- Dementamania
  2013
- Pulp
  as
  Dave Burns
  2013
- Help Point
  as
  Stephen
  2013
- no image
  The Power of Darts
  as
  Narrator (voice)
  2013
- Strange Hill High
  as
  Various (voice)
  2013
- Father Brown
  as
  John Banks
  2013
- Obsessive Compulsive Cleaners
  as
  Self - Narrator
  2013
- Through the Keyhole
  as
  Self
  2013
- Catchphrase
  2013
- Through the Keyhole
  as
  Self - Panelist
  2013
2012
- Uncle Wormsley's Christmas
  as
  Mr. Goodington and the Crabcatchers
  2012
- Evidently... John Cooper Clarke
  as
  Himself
  2012
2011
- The Jonathan Ross Show
  as
  Self
  2011
- Sooty
  as
  The Boss
  2011
- Celebrity Antiques Road Trip
  as
  Self - Participant
  2011
- The Lock Up
  as
  Narrator
  2011
- Death in Paradise
  as
  DCI Chris Ricketts
  2011
- no image
  The Chase: Celebrity Special
  as
  Self
  2011
2010
- The Road to Coronation Street
  as
  Harry Kershaw
  2010
- The Royle Family: Behind the Sofa
  as
  Self
  2010
2009
- Peter Kay's Animated All Star Band: The Official BBC Children in Need Medley
  as
  Bill (Flowerpot Man)
  2009
- Big Top
  as
  Geoff
  2009
- Angela and Friends
  2009
- no image
  Heads or Tails
  as
  Self - Contestant
  2009
2008
- Inkheart
  as
  Darius
  2008
- Alan Carr's Celebrity Ding Dong
  as
  Self
  2008
- no image
  All Star Mr & Mrs
  2008
- Celebrity Juice
  as
  Self
  2008
2007
- Sgt. Pepper: 'It Was 40 Years Ago Today...'
  as
  Self - Narrator (voice)
  2007
- Skins
  as
  Sam Brooks
  2007
- Mobile
  as
  Ray Bould / Hypnotherapist
  2007
- Kingdom
  as
  Nigel Pearson
  2007
- Engineering the World Rally
  as
  Himself - Narrator
  2007
2006
- The Dealer
  as
  Bat
  2006
- New Street Law
  as
  Charlie Darling
  2006
- Ghosthunting With...
  2006
2005
- Wallace & Gromit: The Curse of the Were-Rabbit
  as
  Mr. Windfall (voice)
  2005
- Monkey Trousers
  2005
- 8 Out of 10 Cats
  as
  Self
  2005
2004
- Fat Slags
  as
  Foreman
  2004
- Blackpool
  2004
2003
- Appointment with Dr. Terrible
  as
  Interviewee – Actor
  2003
- Comic Relief Does Fame Academy
  2003
- no image
  The Terry and Gaby Show
  2003
- Celebrity Mastermind
  2003
- Celebrity Mastermind
  as
  Self - Contestant
  2003
2002
- 24 Hour Party People
  as
  Charles
  2002
- Ant & Dec's Saturday Night Takeaway
  as
  Self
  2002
- no image
  Johnny Vaughan Tonight
  as
  Self
  2002
2001
- no image
  Station Jim
  as
  Harold
  2001
- Dog Eat Dog
  as
  Football Coach
  2001
- Dr. Terrible's House of Horrible
  as
  Sir Donald Tyburn
  2001
- Murder in Mind
  as
  Alan Squires
  2001
2000
- Born Romantic
  as
  First Cab Driver
  2000
- Randall & Hopkirk (Deceased)
  2000
1999
- The Flint Street Nativity
  as
  Christian Jerrums / Innkeeper
  1999
- Suit You Sir! The Inside Leg Of The Fast Show
  as
  Himself
  1999
- no image
  It's Only TV But I Like It
  as
  Self
  1999
1998
- Up 'n' Under
  as
  Stan
  1998
- The Fast Show Live
  1998
- You Are Here
  as
  Peter Keggy
  1998
- Cold Feet
  as
  Pete Gifford
  1998
- Roger Roger
  as
  Barry
  1998
1997
- The Man Who Knew Too Little
  as
  Dimitri
  1997
- no image
  The Girl with Brains in Her Feet
  as
  Mr. Loughborough
  1997
- Midsomer Murders
  as
  Cooper Steinem
  1997
1996
- Roger Roger
  as
  Barry
  1996
- no image
  VIZ: Oh, Lordy! It's The Fat Slags in Blue Honeymoon
  1996
- Pond Life
  1996
- Silent Witness
  as
  DI Warren Bull
  1996
- Never Mind the Buzzcocks
  as
  Self - Panellist
  1996
- Saturday Live
  as
  Cabbie
  1996
1995
- no image
  Dangerous Lady
  1995
- The Young Poisoner's Handbook
  as
  Nathan
  1995
- Fist of Fun
  as
  Pied Piper of Hamelin
  1995
- Coogan's Run
  1995
- Crapston Villas
  1995
- The World of Lee Evans
  as
  Customer
  1995
1994
- no image
  Pauline Calf's Wedding Video
  as
  Fat Bob
  1994
- Steve Coogan: Live 'n' Lewd
  as
  Bernard Right On/Various
  1994
- no image
  Smashie and Nicey: The End of an Era
  as
  Simon Joke
  1994
- The Fast Show
  as
  Various Characters
  1994
- The Day Today
  as
  Treasurer
  1994
- Pie in the Sky
  as
  Andrew Vernon
  1994
- Knowing Me Knowing You with Alan Partridge
  as
  Petty Officer Alan Partridge
  1994
- Knowing Me Knowing You with Alan Partridge
  as
  Joe Beasley
  1994
- Ready Steady Cook
  as
  Self - Guest
  1994
1993
- Paul Calf's Video Diary
  as
  Fat Bob
  1993
- Shooting Stars
  as
  Self
  1993
- no image
  Harry
  as
  Royo
  1993
1992
- The Weekenders
  as
  Policeman 1
  1992
- The Dead Good Show
  as
  Various
  1992
- no image
  Blue Heaven
  as
  Waiter 2
  1992
- Men Behaving Badly
  as
  Ken
  1992
1991
- Murder Most Horrid
  as
  Daniel Hoffmeyer
  1991
- Paul Merton: The Series
  1991
- Soldier Soldier
  as
  Sgt Dunn
  1991
1988
- This Morning
  as
  Self
  1988
1964
- Top of the Pops
  as
  Self - Host
  1964
1952
- no image
  Flower Pot Men
  1952

John Thomson

Biography

Cast Credits

The People Before

Sally Lindsay's Quiz Night

The Gentlemen

The 1970s: Those Were the Days

Too Good to Be True

Caroline Aherne: Queen of Comedy

Last Of The Summer Wine: 30 Years Of Laughs

Hi-De-Hi!: All the Laughs & More

Red Riding Hood: After Ever After

Sister Boniface Mysteries

Dodger

Best Year Ever

Last Train to Christmas

Wetherspoons: How Do They Do It?!

Les Dawson Lost Tapes

Paul Sinha's TV Showdown

The Weakest Link

The Fast Show: Just a Load of Blooming Catchphrases

Coronation Street: 60 Unforgettable Years

Dog Loves Books

McDonald & Dodds

Inside Cadbury: Chocolate Secrets Unwrapped

Being Frank: The Chris Sievey Story

7 Up & Me

This Time with Alan Partridge

Brassic

The People's Vet

Celebrity Catchphrase

Shane the Chef

Dying Laughing

Richard Osman's House of Games

Billionaire Boy

Grimsby

Alan Partridge's Scissored Isle

Caroline Aherne at the BBC

Dara O Briain's Go 8 Bit

Bargain-Loving Brits in the Sun

Fungus The Bogeyman

Northern Soul

Alan Davies: As Yet Untitled

Dementamania

Pulp

Help Point

The Power of Darts

Strange Hill High

Father Brown

Obsessive Compulsive Cleaners

Through the Keyhole

Catchphrase

Through the Keyhole

Uncle Wormsley's Christmas

Evidently... John Cooper Clarke

The Jonathan Ross Show

Sooty

Celebrity Antiques Road Trip

The Lock Up

Death in Paradise

The Chase: Celebrity Special

The Road to Coronation Street

The Royle Family: Behind the Sofa

Peter Kay's Animated All Star Band: The Official BBC Children in Need Medley

Big Top

Angela and Friends

Heads or Tails

Inkheart

Alan Carr's Celebrity Ding Dong

All Star Mr & Mrs

Celebrity Juice

Sgt. Pepper: 'It Was 40 Years Ago Today...'

Skins

Mobile

Kingdom

Engineering the World Rally

The Dealer

New Street Law

Ghosthunting With...

Wallace & Gromit: The Curse of the Were-Rabbit