as

Davy

as

Gil

as

Dave the Taxidermist

as

Electrocuted Ghost

as

Parishioner

as

Swami

as

Sir Crandle (voice)

as

Mr. Candle (voice)

as

60-Year-Old Rocker

as

Mailman

as

Uncle Gruber

as

Krampus

as

Father Mike

as

Host

as

Sales Associate

as

Sandy Pinkus

as

Host

as

Bill (voice)

as

Crowley Morehouse

as

Cooperman

as

Rick Yantz (voice)

as

David Gates

as

Tom

as

Todd

as

AF Gordon Theodore

as

Professor Morson

as

Self

as

Dark Blade of Fire

as

Self

as

Mitchell

as

Dark Blade of Fire (voice)

as

Himself

as

Hippie #1

as

Skeevy Guy

as

Mr. Kwest

as

Wendell

as

Mr. Kwest / Abe Lincoln

as

Abe Lincoln

as

Self

as

Self

as

Activist

as

Mr. Woodward

as

The 2nd Troubadour

as

The Minister

as

Slim

as

Jeff Rosso

as

Gas Station Attendant

as

Bar Patron

as

Recording Engineer Guy

as

Appleseed (voice)

as

Jesse (voice)

as

Jesus Ranch Cult Member

as

Poet

as

Crackpot

as

Arthur

as

Pizza Manager

as

Various

as

Lawyer

as

Lackey

as

Eric Stark

as

The Naked Trucker

as

Randy

as

High Roller

as

Jonathan Freedom III

as

Self - Singer

as

Writer

as

Producer

as

Writer