as

Sebastian Snail Sr.

as

Edward Swan

as

Jimmy

as

Edward

as

Santa

as

Peter Farquhar

as

Superintendent Thayer

as

Ray

as

Self – Actor

as

Major Alistair Gregorys

as

Alfred Rott

as

Tom

as

Bayard Hamar / Bloodhound (voice)

as

Joseph

as

David Irving

as

Stanley/Stanley's Father/Stanley's Mother/Tony Hancock/Peter Sellers aka Dr Boob/George Formby/James Finlayson/Max Wall/Alistair Sim/Margaret Rutherford/Frank Randle/Max Miller/Noel Coward/Igor

as

Laurie Lee (voice)

as

Fungus

as

Self / Nick

as

The Professor

as

Maurice Grosse

as

Fungus

as

Duke of Norfolk

as

Jerry

as

JMW Turner

as

Self

as

Self

as

Himself

as

Clarence Threepwood, 9th Earl of Emsworth

as

Bob Boruchowitz

as

Mark

as

Sid

as

D I West

as

Dragon (voice)

as

Charlie

as

Dr. Kahn

as

Himself

as

Self

as

Peter Pettigrew

as

Arthur

as

Lennie Rubin

as

Mr. Lambert

as

Himself

as

Bayard Hamar / Bloodhound (voice)

as

Peter Pettigrew

as

George Morgan

as

Churchill (voice)

as

Winston Churchill

as

Himself

as

Peter Pettigrew

as

Peter Taylor

as

Terry Donaldson

as

Georgie Godwin

as

Boggis

as

Doug Becket

as

Phil Olson

as

Nathaniel

as

Beadle

as

Sugarman

as

Mr Emerson

as

Peter Pettigrew (uncredited)

as

Fagin

as

Himself

as

Self

as

Narrator

as

Bill Ainscow

as

Self - Guest

as

Eddie McEvoy

as

Self

as

Wormtail

as

Albert Pierrepoint

as

Malcolm Harvey

as

Terry Cannings

as

Peter Pettigrew

as

Mr. Poe

as

Simon Graham

as

Darren Barrington

as

Quinty

as

Phil

as

Charles Cheeryble

as

Self

as

Self

as

Mitchel Greenfield

as

Thomas Tipp

as

Andy, Claire's husband

as

Cliff

as

Luis Agalla

as

Tommy Rag

as

Dad (voice)

as

Mats, Steel Dragon Road Manager

as

Irving

as

Nick (voice)

as

Gourville

as

Armado

as

B

as

Cunningham

as

Vince skinner

as

Richard Temple (The Mikado)

as

Sterling

as

Oswald Bates

as

Inspector Healey

as

David "Beano" Baggot

as

Gordon

as

Self

as

Mr Venus

as

Maurice Purley

as

Rosencrantz

as

Jimmy Beales

as

Derek

as

Cunningham - Masseur

as

Wolfgang and Amadeus Mozart

as

Francis Meeks

as

Chico

as

Pathologist

as

Jimmy Beales

as

Robert Cunningham

as

Self

as

Chico

as

Eric Lyle

as

Aubrey

as

Ramborde

as

Hodkins

as

Pig Robinson

as

Igor

as

Peck

as

Reverend Milne

as

Lt. Trotter

as

Self - Guest

as

Andy

as

Porfiry

as

Dr. Polidori

as

Paul

as

Lyndon Baines Jellicoe

as

Paulus

as

Pte. Postnikov

as

1st Constable

as

Parswell

as

Gordon

as

Douglas

as

Detective Sergeant Baxter

as

Stranger

as

Andrei

as

Epikhodov

as

Mr Hilbery

as

Polonius

as

Bernie

as

John Chapel

as

Peter Riordan

as

Rob (uncredited)

as

Clifford Cullen

as

L.S. Lowry

as

Nigel

as

Donald DeLoash

as

Terry Perkins

as

Lord Arthur Wallington

as

Chief Bobnar (voice)

as

Bill

as

Ian Paisley

as

Carmody Braque

as

Charlie Glover

as

Ed Jacobson

as

Salesman

as

Salesman

as

Frank Stubbs

as

Kawab / Tomb Robber (voice)

as

Barry Taylor

as

Jim (uncredited)

as

Projectionist

as

Shorty

as

Wainwright

as

Lupu

as

Wainwright

as

Shorty

as

Gordon

as

Detective Sergeant Baxter

as

Executive Producer

as

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