as

Alf Garnett (archive footage) (uncredited)

as

Alf Garnett (archive footage) (uncredited)

as

Self

as

Ralph Wheatley

as

Self

as

Edgar Truelove (uncredited)

as

Eddie's Dad

as

Albert Hall

as

Grandfather (voice)

as

Waterboard Chairman

as

Alf Garnett

as

Ray Smiles

as

Willy Loman

as

Johannes Brahms

as

Himself

as

Samuel Singer

as

Self

as

Ivan Fox

as

Self

as

Stan

as

I.Q. Patel

as

Mr Kirkpatrick

as

Uncle Jack

as

Mr Baum

as

Alf Garnett

as

Bamber

as

Laughing Les

as

Tyson / Wag (voice)

as

Morris

as

Self

as

Davies

as

Alf Garnett

as

Shylock

as

Gurdjieff's Father

as

Self

as

Alf Garnett

as

Mr. Fishfinger

as

Spencius (archive footage)

as

Morris Morris

as

Albert Cakebread

as

MacGregor

as

Himself

as

Moss

as

William Wardle

as

Rose

as

Cyril Rose

as

Sir William Mainwaring-Brown MP

as

Alf Garnett

as

Omar

as

The Guard

as

Fred Midway

as

Gus Elen

as

Moss

as

J.J. Hubbard

as

Alf Garnett

as

Herr Weiss

as

Count Pandolfo

as

Popov

as

Lennie

as

Herr Westermann

as

Frank Focus / Panel Moderator

as

Conte de Rienz / Maximillian

as

Gipsy Sid

as

Alf Garnett

as

Mr. Zanfrello

as

Reg Lilburn

as

Prozoroff

as

Abdul

as

Maitre d'Hotel

as

Petropolous

as

Spas T Raikin, Traveller's Aid Representative

as

Spencius

as

Emilio Dinelli

as

Head Porter

as

Ballas

as

'Honest' Marcel

as

Prof. Munro

as

Chemist

as

Lou Leeman

as

Simmie

as

O'Leary

as

The Gym Instructor

as

Lofty

as

'Deacon' Hobbs

as

Julius Dorfmann

as

Rupert

as

Puccelli (A Father)

as

Robert

as

Marco Di Cesari

as

Alex

as

Giorgio

as

Pepe Valiente

as

Waiter

as

Brodney

as

Roberto

as

Tailor

as

Pedro

as

Haystack Club Manager

as

Klimatis

as

Commercial Traveller

as

Tailor

as

Merchant (uncredited)

as

Willi

as

Arthur

as

Walter Prinn

as

Prof. Crevett

as

Maxie Green

as

Army

as

Moss

as

Laughing Man in Bar