as

Officer James Loose

as

Mailroom Supervisor

as

American Caller

as

Customer OS

as

Caller (voice)

as

Santa Claus

as

Correctional Officer

as

Williamsport Umpire

as

Marcus Green

as

Losing Owner #1

as

Porn Costumer

as

Ralph

as

Doorman

as

Ralphy

as

Dock Worker

as

Truck Guy

as

Old Santa

as

Cop #2

as

Security Guard

as

Sheriff Delpy

as

Foreman

as

Julius' Boss

as

Building Manager

as

Frustrated Passenger

as

Bailiff

as

Ted Martin

as

Night Court Beat Cop

as

Bellows

as

Car Salesman

as

Nick

as

Tom Knowles

as

Customer

as

Middle-Aged Detective

as

Handyman

as

Zimmer

as

Producer

as

Director