as

Officer James Loose

as

Mailroom Supervisor

as

American Caller

as

Customer OS

as

Caller (voice)

as

Santa Claus

as

Correctional Officer

as

Marcus Green

as

Losing Owner #1

as

Porn Costumer

as

Ralph

as

Doorman

as

Ralphy

as

Dock Worker

as

Truck Guy

as

Old Santa

as

Cop #2

as

Security Guard

as

Sheriff Delpy

as

Foreman

as

Julius' Boss

as

Building Manager

as

Ted Martin

as

Car Salesman

as

Nick

as

Tom Knowles

as

Customer

as

Middle-Aged Detective

as

Handyman

as

Zimmer

as

Producer

as

Director