Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide
tv show

55 total episodes
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3 seasons
First Aired September 12, 2004
Overview
The whacky adventures of Ned Bigby and his best pals Moze and Cookie at James K. Polk Middle School, as "every-kid" Ned shatters the fourth wall to share tips and tricks on navigating middle school or junior high hurdles. Ned's not super cool, and he has no superpowers. He is, however, witty, well-groomed, upbeat and self-aware. Moreover, with more than a little help from his two best friends, he's equipped to conquer middle school minefields. From crushing bullies to crushes, from off- the-wall, mean and cool teachers to pop quizzes, elections and detentions, Ned knows that nothing, including the seventh grade, is as bad as it seems, and friendship matters most.

Guide to: Seating & Tryouts
Season 1 - Episode 4 - 0h 25m
Air Date
October 03, 2004
Overview
Seating: Ned and Cookie to figure out how to sit at the cool table. Moze changes when she moves to the front of Science class and does so good that the teacher reverses the room, making Moze in back.. Gordy helps Cookie create the ultimate bus bounce. Tryouts: Ned tries to ascend to the basketball team and tries to become taller so he'll make the team. Moze goes out for volleyball, basketball, track, but must decide between them. With some help from Ned, she decides which is right for her. Cookie tumbles into cheerleading and demands equal rights after being kicked out.
Guest Stars
Daran Norris
as
Gordy
Don Creech
as
Mr. Sweeney
Rob Pinkston
as
Coconut Head
Meshach Taylor
as
Mr. Wright
Loni Love
as
Rose, the Lunch Lady
Alex Black
as
Seth Powers
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Tylor Chase
as
Martin Qwerly
Kyle Swann
as
Billy 'Bully' Loomer
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Brooke Marie Bridges
as
Claire Sawyer
Christian Serratos
as
Suzie Crabgrass
Rachel Sibner
as
Lisa Zemo
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Tina Gilton
as
Student #2